Although most of us tend to associate black women with having ample, rotund bumpers, I actually know quite a few who suffer from N’assatall. (#throwbacktothe90s) Many of these women go around with their heads hanging low, almost as if they’ve fallen short of their heritage. Much like the tragic mulattos who go around acting extra hood to prove their blackness, these black women who lack the rump, they…. well they just want to be accepted. They want their jeans to feel stuffed. They want to pound their fists that their True Religions and Joe Jeans don’t fit. They want their skirts to ride up in the back. Hell, they may even want to be groped from time to time, so that they shoo you off and punch you in the mouth, all the while secretly smiling inside that they had an ass worth groping. Men… who are we to deny them of their dreams of a fat one? Especially after non-black bazoonkas like J. Lo, Amber Rose and Ice T’s beau Coco have stepped to the plate. Hell, if I were a black woman with no ass I would be mad too! You’re losing every ten minutes!!

To understand a little further, please watch this video from a dear friend of mine, J. Danielle, who is looking up above and singing her soul out (on key) about her desire for a butt and the notions of what she passionately believes it will bring her. Shout out to all my women with modest portions, Rondel loves ya babe! Walk with your heads high!